MLB 2009 Division/Playoff Predictions and the 2 MVPs that were promised like last week

American League East
New York Yankees
Boston Red Sox
Baltimore Orioles
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Toronto Canadians

American League Central
Minnesota Twins
Cleveland Injuns
Chicago White Sox
Kansas City Royals
Detroit Tigers
Detroit Lions at 0-162

American League West
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
Oakland Athletics
Texas Chuck Norris
Seattle Mariners

National League East
New York Mets
Florida Marlins
Philadelphia Phillies
Atlanta Braves
Washington Nationals, who will pick up Joe Biden after the all star break and start him in place of Dmitri Young, who will be out due to gastric bypass

National League Central
Chicago Cubs
St. Louis Cardinals
Houston Astros
Cincinnati Reds
Milwaukee Brewers
Pittsburgh Pirates

National League West
San Francisco Giants
Los Angeles Dodgers
Arizona Diamondbacks
Colorado Rockies
San Diego Padres, who may forfeit their remaining games after entering the allstar break 20-75


Playoffs
Division Series
Cubs over Marlins, Giants over Mets
Yankees over Twins, Red Sox over Angels

LCS
Cubs over Giants
Yankees over Red Sox

Cubs over Yankees

In a matchup of 2 of the oldest franchises in the sport, the Cubs will triumph over the evil empire, vanquishing the Steinbrenners and causing them to sign Albert Pujols over from the Cardinals for a 10 year, $1 Billion deal that will ultimately lead to Pujols purchasing the country of Togo, appointing Emmanuel Adebayor president, and renaming it something original and unexpected like "Albert Pujols Land".

MVPs:
AL: Mark Teixeira
NL: Hanley Ramirez